wsw #23.

+ not being able to trust someone.
+ not being able to trust yourself.
+ wishing it was you instead.

wsw #22.

+ staying up too late and getting a third or fourth wind that you didn't want to reach.
+ taking a sleeping pill that doesn't so much help you sleep soundly through the nite as it does make you unbelievably groggy when it's time to be alive.
+ when people are paying you in cash at a register, you hold out your hand for the change, but the customer puts it on the counter instead. that just really bugs me.
+ that "freaks and geeks" only went to 18 episodes. and i just made it to the end.
+ feeling like you don't live enough sometimes.
+ this feeling i have in the pit of my stomach.
+ saying sometime that might have hurt someone else's feelings and not being able to take it back.
+ getting an answer you didn't want to here.
+ when things end too soon. or too soon for your liking, anyway.
+ feeling like you're just not ever going to be someone's first choice. it may not be true, but feeling like it sure sucks.

wsw special other-day edition #03.

fuck. shit. damn it.






fuck.

wsw #21.

+ when your grandparents get old, and they sometimes get hurt.


+ not hearing from you. it really sucks. i don't get it. i know you're still over there on the other side. i worry and it hurts. i don't fucking get it. just fucking say something. anything.

wsw #20.

+ forgetting to make phone calls or open letters in a timely fashion that may now have repercussions for being late... and your mother persistantly reminding you to stop forgetting.
+ feeling lethargic.
+ never having anough time in the day.
+ feeling tired, on the verge of sleep, then getting a second wind about the time you really should actually be trying to sleep.
+ plans never really going as you anticipated. not necessarily awry, just not quite right.
+ when tattoos reach the itchy phase.
+ mosquito bites. all over. it's disgusting.
+ never really knowing someone's true intentions. especially when people you don't talk much to anymore decide they want to meet up for a chat about one in the morning. (?) why aren't people just upfront about what they want from you? it seem that would really be much easier.
+ when one of your favorite people to work with decides to leave. that really sucks.

wsw #19.

+ not being able to control your feelings. shit.
+ not being able to really tell what someone else's feelings are.
+ the manager at king's nissan.
+ that the "imaginarium of dr. parnassus" was not as good as i anticipated it to be.
+ that every comic series i start to read is missing issues and i can never get very far.
+ my period this month. it's being fucking weird.
+ that you aren't physically closer. that would be nice.
* Some cunt egging your brand new car that you worked hard for.
* Not realizing it until about 15 hours later while it sat in the sun.
* Working close shifts three nights in a row.
* Having someone ignore you, or act strangly toward you because they have a slimey cunt of a girlfriend who is jealous and just doesn't like you.
* Bi-polar friends who aren't on any medication for their condition.

wsw #18.

+ making hasty decisions.
+ rushing. in any sense.
+ impatience.
+ getting no response.
+ FUCK FLORIDA COPS.
+ missing a connecting flight when you were just around the corner the whole time.
+ delayed flights.
+ delayed flights that cause you to miss your connecting flight home so that you are stranded in a terrible, ridiculous airport.
+ my gay dad's boyfriend. he's such a diva.
+ your tattoo is spelled wrong. ha.
+ oh yeah, fuck you.
* Working with your sworn enemies boyfriend.
* People who don't give your shit back.
* Foreign women who get mad because you can't understand their accents.
* Fake people.
* I wish I could get my fucking raise, god damn it!

wsw #17.

+ assholes who hurt sarah jo's feelings and are too lame and stuck up their own ass to be able to care about anyone else but themselves. i hate that. (this also applies to people who do this others that are not sarah jo. it just sucks the worst with her.)
+ being sweaty. gross.
+ not feeling that important. to anyone, really.
+ not being able to read someone's feelings or intentions. why don't we just say what we mean?
+ starting a book, not realy liking it, but feeling like you still have to finish it anyway.
+ knowing that 600$ is the only way to get your car fixed.
+ when people lotion themselves at work/public places and go on and on about how chunks of their pealing skin keeps falling out of their shirt.
+ this dreadfully painful loneliness.
+ bitches and hoes.
*Stupid 401k website that doesn't give you any details where to go, or explain what anything means. I'M NEW TO THIS STUFF HELLO.
* Watching my shitty brother get paid 20 dollars to fold towels every once in awhile. I hope you can put that on your next resume.
* Watching my brother sit around on his ass for over half a year. It must be nice doing nothing at no expense.
* Weighing myself everyday and watching it stay the same.
* Stupid people have babies. There should be a test and an obstacle course you have to complete before you are allowed to be parents.

wsw #16.

+ lame ass cowards who can only confront people on the internet and ignore the opportunity to talk to them in person.
+ lame ass cowards who try to make themselves look bigger by putting other people down or falsely calling them out.
+ lame ass cowards who blame everything on religion, not matter what you're talking about.
+ that your fucking name still pops up way more often than i care to see it.
+ having to poop like four times in one day.
+ waiting seven years for someone to finally appreciate the person that you are.
+ coming home from work to see my mom's boyfriend's van in the driveway.
+ isaac downey.
* Having a piece of shit alcoholic for a brother.
* Having a mom who takes up for this piece of shit of a human being even when they're wrong wrong WRONG.
* Having a mom support this shitty fuck's habits when she doesn't have the money.
* Having a mom who would rather get defensive about her shitty son, then just take my fucking side.
* Listening to my brother huff, & sigh like he's been working all day when he doesn't do shit.
* Having a mom who gives her 25 year old son an allowance, but does all the chores herself.
* My brother is dead to me.

wsw special other-day edition #02.

it really sucks when your mom casually tells that the way you look is not normal. and not in a positive "way-to-break-the-mold" unique kind of way.

wsw #15.

+ sickness. i hate sickness.
+ accidentally butt-dialing your ex-boyfriend. twice. in the same night. on his birthday. shit.
+ those awful, wretched noises trolls make. all. day. long.
+ not hearing from someone you really wish that you would hear from.
+ paper cuts.
* Hitting a bird with your car. They all took flight & one little guy wasn't fast enough. I can picture them turning around and thinking "Where's Hank?" :(
* Coming to work and realizing you work the same shift as a bipolar troll, & just looking at them makes you want to vomit bile & blood.
* Waking up to a comment on your facebook from some old friend you don't talk to anymore & they're being way to serious over a comment about jury duty. I'm sorry you're an angry lesbian who looks like Tobey Maguire on too many drugs, & don't know what jokes are. Oh, & I'm sorry your lesbian girlfriend used to date my boyfriend who pushed her out of a moving car because she was too fucking clingy & wouldn't get out. & I'm sorry it looks like she's ate her feelings over the years, & turned into an angsty dyke, who resembles a pink jabba the hut. Sorry it sucks to be you BITCH, peace.

wsw #14.

+ never having enough time to do all the things you want to do.
+ feeling like you disappointed your boss.
+ when you go all day long without getting any texts at all.
+ not really getting the response you were looking for.
+ starting to feel foolish for having hope for anything.
+ cleaning other people's poo off toilet seats.
+ men's restrooms. what the hell are you guys doing in there to make every inch so completely disgusting?
*People that look like trolls, & act like trolls.
* People in positions of authority & yet lack a backbone.
* 30 year olds that act like 12 year olds. (I'm being generous)
* Having to be the bigger person so work is more pleasent. I died inside a little.

wsw special other-day edition #01.

you know what sucks?


------>your big, fat, melon head.

------>troll people who are so backwardly inept that they will never be able to treat anyone right.

wsw #13.

* Negative Nancys.
* Upper middle class suburbaners who think the world revolves around them.
* People with shit tons of kids. There is no need for more than two.
* Random texts from someone you deleted from your phone a long time ago and don't know who you're talking to, but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
+ not being able to say the things you want to.
+ not being able to get someone off of your mind.
+ knowing there are crazy men out there that attack and nearly beat their tiny girlfriends to death. or worse. [but it's really awesome when the girl survives :)]
+ when using a public toilet, you realize that there are apparently permanent poo stains at the bottom. yikes.
+ people that ask who wrote dante's inferno.
+ the fact that the general public is still not showering as often as they should.

wsw #12.

* Crazy bitches making statements on facebook and then deleting them.
* Social anxiety.
* Just being done with drama in general.
+ being the only single person at the dinner table. "how many of us are there?" "ten." "no, only nine."
+ joshua. seriously. what the fuck.
+ when everyone flakes out on you all at the same time.
+ not being able to find a roommate.
+ really loud co-workers who feel the need to comment on everything. especially when you are trying acceptionally hard to not hear them.
+ really slow internet access.

wsw #11.

+ being sick on your day off. waah.
+ people wearing fliflops while riding their bikes. i just really don't like it.
+ finishing harry potter and having nowhere to go from there.
+ you just keep popping up. breaking my heart every time.
+ getting that sick feeling in your stomach everytime you think about someone you want to see but doesn't really feel that way about you anymore.
+ your mom's boyfriend trapping you or your friends with stories you've already heard multiple times already. such awful stories.
* Friend thieves.
* Night terrors.
* Waking up with one arm in a snuggy and the other empty arm wrapped around your neck.
* Paranoia.
* Pterodactyls being extinct.

wsw #10

+ forgetting it's wednesday until it's almost thursday.
+ that shoes smell so much worse when you don't wear socks.
+ flashers. no one wants to see your junk. really. i mean it.
+ flashers exposing themselves to unsuspecting customers at your place of work.
+ kids. everywhere. pushing merchandise to the back of the shelves and leaving things everywhere all over the floor and places they don't belong. aaahh. damn you, spring break.
+ dayton. you're dirty.
+ lt. get out of my fucking face.
* Inappropriate dirty old men. "You look like a nice girl, but I'm taking a survey..."
* People in a state of denial.
* Enablers.
* They call him "The Flash".
* Babies that talk with shit tuns of saliva in their mouths.

wsw #09

+ falling asleep before 8 pm. who does that?! (i did.)
+ the harry potter saga coming to an end. i still can't come to terms with it.
+ accidently touching customers' hands when giving them change at the register. ew.
+ wishing your co-workers would just quit their jobs.
+ still not being noticed by anyone of the opposite sex. I AM RIGHT FUCKING HERE. i am cute and cuddly and everything you could ever want. right here.
* People that have meltdowns over nothing.
* Liars that are caught but they keep lying.
* Grownups that act like teenagers.
* Never having time to do laundry because of my work schedule.
* People eating my food, that is obviously for the vegetarian of the household. It said tofurky on it real big, fucking idiot.

wsw #08

+ migraines still suck.
+ when things end.
+ feeling really, really lonely.
+ feeling really, really alone.
+ having to wait an entire week for a new episode of your favorite show.
+ feeling like you have to limit yourself to those around you. some might say it's like wearing a disguise. or being fake.
+ the way you feel after watching the movie "precious". dear god.
+ living in your regret.
+ wanting something that you can't have.
+ not hearing from you.
+ feeling like you would give absolutely anything in this world to make things different than they are right now.
+ updating your weekly "blog" several days late, but backdating it so that it appears otherewise.

wsw #07

+ not getting a response when you ask someone something. especially when they just made a point to tell you that you didn't message them right away, and they do it all the time. whatever.
+ stupid bitches that lie and post it on the internet, only to blame their life failure on anyone they possibly can.
+ people who refuse to face what's in front of them.
+ not being able to tell yourself "no", especially when you really need to.
+ smoking.
+ finding out the most meaningful thing in your life was a lie. is there egg on my face?
+ fuck you.
*Actually drawing a fake mole on your face. Most people tend to get those removed. Why you wishin' you had cancer girl?
* Not knowing any real drag queens.
* Cat kisses, they feel like sandpaper.
* Cakefaces, what are you hiding under all that make up?
* Boys that string girls along, just say what you mean damnit. & mean it.

wsw #06

+ your old boyfriend's new girlfriend adding your friends on facebook.
+ needing someone to disappear. but they won't.
+ migraines.
+ not feeling that important to anyone.
+ rank body odor. take a bath.
* Not trusting someone's motives.
* How do you make your eyebrows look like that? Woah.
* Unfeeling people.
* So much make up it reminds you of a carny.
* People that just aren't genuine.

WSW #05

* Always closing at work.
* Days off where you can't do anything because everyone is working.
* Things that just don't seem fun as the used to, anymore.
* Being interrupted by a troll when you're talking to a cute boy.
* Not having any self control.
* willy-nilly
+ cute guys that bring their men--i mean, girlfriends--to events you invite them to.
+ when you don't get texted back. hate hate hate.
+ jersey shore. seriously? ...seriously?
+ forgetting to get gas until you're already home and you have to work in the morning...
+ bad dreams
+ missing someone. alot.

WSW # 04

* Bitches that might as well be gay because they're that far up each other's assholes.
* When people don't know how to use your & you're properly.
* Loan checks that you sent two weeks ago that still haven't cleared yet.
* Cold weather / grey skies.
* Feeling uncomfortable in your own skin.
* Fat troll people.
+ acting like a lame giggly 12-year-old girl who's never talked to a boy before when in the presence of a boy you think is handsome. embarrassing.
+ not being able to get a puppy in your new living space.
+ when you go on a date with a grown man, but you still have to do all the planning work. and then he tries to kiss you on the cheek and it's awkward. what a bitch.
+ when everyone in your workplace knows about the date you went on.
+ when that grown man you went on the date with and everyone knows about has to come to your store to do training on a day you're scheduled to work. fuck.

WSW #03

* Snow up to your ass.
* Odd smelling people.
* Breaking it to your mom that you want a tattoo.
(Haven't been brave enough yet.)
* Being told to "Behave your self." from a stranger.
(Uh, no, I think I'll be wild, thanks.)
* Dreaming that you're in a scavnger hunt & you've only found two items on the big list, & your alarm goes off.
(I really wanted to finish, I was having fun.)
+ being twenty-four and your mom still tells you that you can't do something. laaaaame.
+ being out of sleeping pills.
+ short-answer text messages and long pauses in between.
+ stepping off of the side of your elevated parking spot into two feet of snow while wearing canvas shoes.
+ menstrual cycles. what a terrible idea.

wsw #02

+ amazon women.
+ close-talkers: i.e., habitually drunk close-talkers.
+ this hat

+ not being able to beat that damn fish "boss" on Yoshi's Island.
+ snow and ICE that doesn't get you called off work, but does however put you in grave danger any time you have to leave you warm and cozy home.
* Boys that tell me about their farts.
* Baby blue rinestoned ugh boots.
* No blue skies for days.
* A cute boy goes out of his way to talk to me, & I choke.
* Losers who post their disgusting not even offical girlfriend's pet names in their facebook status.
* Pet names that end with licious.

wsw #01

+ unintentionally grinding your teeth at night, leaving you with a migraine when you wake up in the morning.
+ your long-time ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend looks like you (so they say).
+ girls that draw on their eyebrows "old Hollywood style".
+ when you drink too much of your favorite soda and your face breaks out like a pizza pie.
+ most of your friends are married or in serious relationships, but you can't get a date or someone to even look at you desirably to save your life.
* Hair that looks like a bird has nested in it, & then abandoned it.
* Girls who's names are synonyms with the word happy.
* Babies that smell like poop.
* Mumblers. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
* People who use their own hairs as bookmarks.
* Coworkers who talk about how much their job sucks. I HAVE THE SAME JOB AS YOU DO. & I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. Thank you.