wsw #01

+ unintentionally grinding your teeth at night, leaving you with a migraine when you wake up in the morning.
+ your long-time ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend looks like you (so they say).
+ girls that draw on their eyebrows "old Hollywood style".
+ when you drink too much of your favorite soda and your face breaks out like a pizza pie.
+ most of your friends are married or in serious relationships, but you can't get a date or someone to even look at you desirably to save your life.
* Hair that looks like a bird has nested in it, & then abandoned it.
* Girls who's names are synonyms with the word happy.
* Babies that smell like poop.
* Mumblers. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
* People who use their own hairs as bookmarks.
* Coworkers who talk about how much their job sucks. I HAVE THE SAME JOB AS YOU DO. & I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. Thank you.