WSW # 04

* Bitches that might as well be gay because they're that far up each other's assholes.
* When people don't know how to use your & you're properly.
* Loan checks that you sent two weeks ago that still haven't cleared yet.
* Cold weather / grey skies.
* Feeling uncomfortable in your own skin.
* Fat troll people.
+ acting like a lame giggly 12-year-old girl who's never talked to a boy before when in the presence of a boy you think is handsome. embarrassing.
+ not being able to get a puppy in your new living space.
+ when you go on a date with a grown man, but you still have to do all the planning work. and then he tries to kiss you on the cheek and it's awkward. what a bitch.
+ when everyone in your workplace knows about the date you went on.
+ when that grown man you went on the date with and everyone knows about has to come to your store to do training on a day you're scheduled to work. fuck.

WSW #03

* Snow up to your ass.
* Odd smelling people.
* Breaking it to your mom that you want a tattoo.
(Haven't been brave enough yet.)
* Being told to "Behave your self." from a stranger.
(Uh, no, I think I'll be wild, thanks.)
* Dreaming that you're in a scavnger hunt & you've only found two items on the big list, & your alarm goes off.
(I really wanted to finish, I was having fun.)
+ being twenty-four and your mom still tells you that you can't do something. laaaaame.
+ being out of sleeping pills.
+ short-answer text messages and long pauses in between.
+ stepping off of the side of your elevated parking spot into two feet of snow while wearing canvas shoes.
+ menstrual cycles. what a terrible idea.

wsw #02

+ amazon women.
+ close-talkers: i.e., habitually drunk close-talkers.
+ this hat

+ not being able to beat that damn fish "boss" on Yoshi's Island.
+ snow and ICE that doesn't get you called off work, but does however put you in grave danger any time you have to leave you warm and cozy home.
* Boys that tell me about their farts.
* Baby blue rinestoned ugh boots.
* No blue skies for days.
* A cute boy goes out of his way to talk to me, & I choke.
* Losers who post their disgusting not even offical girlfriend's pet names in their facebook status.
* Pet names that end with licious.

wsw #01

+ unintentionally grinding your teeth at night, leaving you with a migraine when you wake up in the morning.
+ your long-time ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend looks like you (so they say).
+ girls that draw on their eyebrows "old Hollywood style".
+ when you drink too much of your favorite soda and your face breaks out like a pizza pie.
+ most of your friends are married or in serious relationships, but you can't get a date or someone to even look at you desirably to save your life.
* Hair that looks like a bird has nested in it, & then abandoned it.
* Girls who's names are synonyms with the word happy.
* Babies that smell like poop.
* Mumblers. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
* People who use their own hairs as bookmarks.
* Coworkers who talk about how much their job sucks. I HAVE THE SAME JOB AS YOU DO. & I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. Thank you.