* Bitches that might as well be gay because they're that far up each other's assholes.
* When people don't know how to use your & you're properly.
* Loan checks that you sent two weeks ago that still haven't cleared yet.
* Cold weather / grey skies.
* Feeling uncomfortable in your own skin.
* Fat troll people.
+ acting like a lame giggly 12-year-old girl who's never talked to a boy before when in the presence of a boy you think is handsome. embarrassing.
+ not being able to get a puppy in your new living space.
+ when you go on a date with a grown man, but you still have to do all the planning work. and then he tries to kiss you on the cheek and it's awkward. what a bitch.
+ when everyone in your workplace knows about the date you went on.
+ when that grown man you went on the date with and everyone knows about has to come to your store to do training on a day you're scheduled to work. fuck.
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