Wednesday, April 28, 2010

wsw #13.

* Negative Nancys.
* Upper middle class suburbaners who think the world revolves around them.
* People with shit tons of kids. There is no need for more than two.
* Random texts from someone you deleted from your phone a long time ago and don't know who you're talking to, but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
+ not being able to say the things you want to.
+ not being able to get someone off of your mind.
+ knowing there are crazy men out there that attack and nearly beat their tiny girlfriends to death. or worse. [but it's really awesome when the girl survives :)]
+ when using a public toilet, you realize that there are apparently permanent poo stains at the bottom. yikes.
+ people that ask who wrote dante's inferno.
+ the fact that the general public is still not showering as often as they should.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

wsw #12.

* Crazy bitches making statements on facebook and then deleting them.
* Social anxiety.
* Just being done with drama in general.
+ being the only single person at the dinner table. "how many of us are there?" "ten." "no, only nine."
+ joshua. seriously. what the fuck.
+ when everyone flakes out on you all at the same time.
+ not being able to find a roommate.
+ really loud co-workers who feel the need to comment on everything. especially when you are trying acceptionally hard to not hear them.
+ really slow internet access.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

wsw #11.

+ being sick on your day off. waah.
+ people wearing fliflops while riding their bikes. i just really don't like it.
+ finishing harry potter and having nowhere to go from there.
+ you just keep popping up. breaking my heart every time.
+ getting that sick feeling in your stomach everytime you think about someone you want to see but doesn't really feel that way about you anymore.
+ your mom's boyfriend trapping you or your friends with stories you've already heard multiple times already. such awful stories.
* Friend thieves.
* Night terrors.
* Waking up with one arm in a snuggy and the other empty arm wrapped around your neck.
* Paranoia.
* Pterodactyls being extinct.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

wsw #10

+ forgetting it's wednesday until it's almost thursday.
+ that shoes smell so much worse when you don't wear socks.
+ flashers. no one wants to see your junk. really. i mean it.
+ flashers exposing themselves to unsuspecting customers at your place of work.
+ kids. everywhere. pushing merchandise to the back of the shelves and leaving things everywhere all over the floor and places they don't belong. aaahh. damn you, spring break.
+ dayton. you're dirty.
+ lt. get out of my fucking face.
* Inappropriate dirty old men. "You look like a nice girl, but I'm taking a survey..."
* People in a state of denial.
* Enablers.
* They call him "The Flash".
* Babies that talk with shit tuns of saliva in their mouths.