+ sickness. i hate sickness.
+ accidentally butt-dialing your ex-boyfriend. twice. in the same night. on his birthday. shit.
+ those awful, wretched noises trolls make. all. day. long.
+ not hearing from someone you really wish that you would hear from.
+ paper cuts.
* Hitting a bird with your car. They all took flight & one little guy wasn't fast enough. I can picture them turning around and thinking "Where's Hank?" :(
* Coming to work and realizing you work the same shift as a bipolar troll, & just looking at them makes you want to vomit bile & blood.
* Waking up to a comment on your facebook from some old friend you don't talk to anymore & they're being way to serious over a comment about jury duty. I'm sorry you're an angry lesbian who looks like Tobey Maguire on too many drugs, & don't know what jokes are. Oh, & I'm sorry your lesbian girlfriend used to date my boyfriend who pushed her out of a moving car because she was too fucking clingy & wouldn't get out. & I'm sorry it looks like she's ate her feelings over the years, & turned into an angsty dyke, who resembles a pink jabba the hut. Sorry it sucks to be you BITCH, peace.
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